CONTEST: Can we bomb Rick Santorum? Maybe Newt too?

Time for a little fun..

Considering we’re out of school for the day — let’s have a little fun; deal?   We want to hear your funniest crude nick-names for Rick Santorum & Newt Gingrich. (i.e  Dan Savage’s Google Bomb of Rick S).

Funniest names will get merited on a separate page dedicated to making fun of both of them.