Politi-liners: Funniest one liners of the week

“Man, are you a powerlifter or what?” —  President Barack Obama reacting to being lifted off the ground by a pizza shop owner

“I move around a lot.” —  Scott Van Duzer, the pizza shop owner, brushing off the compliment.

“You know what I’m here for.” — Former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist looking for a hug from Van Duzer.

“He was covered up.” — Ann Romney on walking in on George W. Bush getting a massage.

“Oh, I’m just here to see some friends.” — Rep. Paul Ryan popping into Boehner‘s office on his first day back.

“He needs to be severely aggressive.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin urging Romney to go attack Obama.

“I don’t think Christie is taking the middle seat.” — California Gov. Jerry Brown zinging New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

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