LOL: Poor ex-boyfriend takes bizarre Google commercial to heart
If you’ve ever wondered where to find crazy commercials that make you want to cry while watching your favorite television show; maybe you should consider a new one [ILoveYouAlyssa.com].
I want you to know how much I miss you. I mean every word I have said to you or written to you with all my heart. Sometimes life throws you a roadblock and I have all the faith that our relationship was strong enough to blast through this…. I have said and written a lot, yet somehow I miss you and love you more than I can put into words.
Instead, he uses someone else’s words:
A great American wordsman by the name Ja Rule said Pain is Love. If that is the case, then I must love you more than any human has ever loved someone.