How to: Brave the in-laws this Thanksgiving

Every year, many of you ask me ‘How do you brave your in-laws’ during the holidays, more specifically, Thanksgiving and Christmas. To your enjoyment, and giggles; I’ve penned a satire-like piece of just how to brave a holiday with those pesky in-laws.

1.) Keep cell-phone charged at all costs. Angry Birds might call.

2.) When nobody’s looking, drop a teaspoon of Nyquil in grammums drink.

3.)  If asked to sing hymns, simply respond,  I’m on my period.

4.) During family dinner, if the discussion hat turns to you, sit quietly, release flatulence and then pass it on. Most will now skip over you.

5.)  Fake texters are a no-go. It has to look real people, tell your nephew sitting next to you to send you an APB from work.. You’re needed ASAP…  Desperate Housewives is on.

And that’s my short satire guide to surviving your in-laws.  Please do not hold me liable if you actually implement these during your holiday [Giggles].