How to: Brave the in-laws this Thanksgiving
Every year, many of you ask me ‘How do you brave your in-laws’ during the holidays, more specifically, Thanksgiving and Christmas. To your enjoyment, and giggles; I’ve penned a satire-like piece of just how to brave a holiday with those pesky in-laws.
1.) Keep cell-phone charged at all costs. Angry Birds might call.
2.) When nobody’s looking, drop a teaspoon of Nyquil in grammums drink.
3.) If asked to sing hymns, simply respond, I’m on my period.
4.) During family dinner, if the discussion hat turns to you, sit quietly, release flatulence and then pass it on. Most will now skip over you.
5.) Fake texters are a no-go. It has to look real people, tell your nephew sitting next to you to send you an APB from work.. You’re needed ASAP… Desperate Housewives is on.
And that’s my short satire guide to surviving your in-laws. Please do not hold me liable if you actually implement these during your holiday [Giggles].








Lmao! This is classic.
Love your tips…brilliant write up. Hope you have a happy Thanksgiving
Thanks! I burst into a fit of giggles penning this. Hoped at least some would like it
And HAPPY THANKSGIVING to you and everyone who sees this. May you and your families have a cheery one!
I’m from the UK so I won’t be celebrating Thanksgiving but have a drink for me.
:O!