CBS: Please bitches cover up your genitals at the Grammys

In a memo obtained by Deadline.com,  CBS and its advisory department are apparently still reeling from that marvelous Super Bowl F-Bomb issue they had last weekend. The network has announced in a memo to Grammy performers this weekend, that nudity is ‘not’ allowed.. Well, let’s just hope Gaga isn’t in attendance.

The memo: If you will

• “Thong type costumes are problematic.”
• “Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.”
• “Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.”
• “Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.”

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