Advice column: ‘ I got this new girlfriend, and I don’t know how to please her in bed’
Dear Derick,
I finally got the girl I wanted from my psychology class. But here’s the thing dude, she isn’t one to showcase her sexual desires in bed but has already attempted to have sex with me. I turned her down, because I don’t want to suck in bed — and then not be ‘Good’ for her to keep.
What do I do?
- Adrian , 22, New York City
Dear Adrian,
All women want is a man who will make them feel wanted in the sheets. Although I would suggest paying attention to all points of her body, rather than just one (i’m sure you catch on to my drift). As an advice columnist, and having seen this question a bazillion times before… My best suggestion would be to… Bring out your mild-’freak’ and see if she responds to it.
In this generation, I’m pretty positive she might. If she does, then you probably just got the green light to continue doing that. I suggest getting a bib, cuz my friend, you will probably be [eating].
